Killed to Death

Killed to Death

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Frog Licking

Frog Licking

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Cartoon Contest 2012 – Week 3

It’s week 3 of the Cartoon Contest and Hurbi is still going strong! Thank you for your support, votes, and positive feedback.

Hurbi, however, is nervous about the level of competition this week… so, he’s trying to get more people to visit http://www.thecartooniststudio.com/Vote and vote for this week’s comic. How will he convince all of the Hurbi fans to vote, vote, vote? He’s going with the old Jedi mind trick.

Hurbi as Yoda

Vote HurbiVisit, register, search for Hurbi and vote away! Share the blog with your friends and get them to vote too. Everything is more fun when your friends are involved!

Remember, you can vote for Hurbi up to 4 times a day. But, even if you can only vote once a day, every little bit helps. Thanks!

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Optimistic Red Sox Predictions for 2012 that Border on the Insane

Red Sox LogoAlmost everything I’ve read about the 2012 Red Sox has been heavily sprinkled with gloom and doom. Sadly, many of the negative predictions have been grounded in very serious reality, especially given their monumental collapse last season. On the other hand, this Red Sox team isn’t substantially different from the team many said would reach the World Series. So, to counteract all of the negativity around Red Sox Nation, here’s an overly-optimistic (if not insane) look at Boston’s boys of summer.

Dustin PedroiaDustin Pedroia is New Red Sox Captain and All-Star Game MVP

The first part of this is a no-brainer and everyone’s been saying that Dustin is the perfect fit for the new Sox captain. His newly-acquired role as captain will drive him to work even harder than ever and the effort will show, earning him a trip to the All-Star Game. There, his natural leadership will drive the American League to a victory and earn him the All-Star MVP.

 

Adrian Gonzalez

 

Adrian Gonzalez Wins AL Batting Champion

Adrian was a batting leader in 2011 with 212 hits, a .338 average, and 117 RBI. Some reports indicated that he was still dealing with issues stemming from right shoulder surgery. Now that he’s had a full off-season to rest and strengthen that shoulder, Gonzo will be an unstoppable offensive force for the Red Sox.

 

 

Will Middlebrooks Takes Over for Kevin Youkilis

This may not sound optimistic, but I don’t like our chances with Kevin Youkilis. Injuries have Will Middlebrooksplagued the final months of both 2010 and 2011 and talk of his clubhouse antics aren’t endearing at this point. Youk will have more injury issues this season and the Sox will call on Middlebrooks to fill the gap. With the better part of the summer spent in Triple-A, Middlebrooks will develop into a stronger player that will serve nicely at 3rd base and give the team some extra energy down the stretch.

Jacoby Ellsbury Wins AL MVPJacoby Ellsbury

Where he was a definite contender for AL MVP in 2011, Ells will take the award home in 2012. Considering how well he did in 2011 after coming back from season ending injuries and surgery, there’s no doubt in my mind that 2012 will be another huge year for Jacoby.

The Daniel Bard Experiment Works (with some help)

Daniel BardTransitioning flame-throwing relief pitcher Daniel Bard into a starter will be a tremendous success, early on. Sure, there have been other successful reliever-to-starter stories but those pitchers lose steam near the end of the season. So, why do I say that the Daniel Bard experiment will work? The X-factor… Daisuke Matsuzaka. Dice-K has been out since May 17 of last season and is preparing to come back from Tommy John surgery. As Bard begins to wind down, Matsuzaka will take over as a starter in the rotation and emerge as a late-season juggernaut. With a new pitching coach and a manager who’s actually worked with Japanese players, I’m optimistic that Dice-K will have a comeback year.

Clay Buchholz Wins the Cy YoungClay Buchholz

Clay had a career year in 2010, winning 17 games with a 2.33 ERA. A stress fracture in his back caused him to miss the last 3 months of the season, and may help explain any drop in his performance while he was pitching. Stats from the 2008, 2009, and 2010 seasons show that the more innings he pitches, the better his numbers. A healthy Clay Buchholz will be this year’s ace of the pitching staff.

 

Carl Crawford Puts Bad Year Behind Him… For Now

Based on his stats from the past couple of years, Carl Crawford’s success comes and goes in phases. Carl CrawfordIn 2006 and 2007, he was batting over .300, had 50 or more stolen bases and had around 90 runs. Compare that with 2008. His batting average was .273 with only 25 stolen bases and 69 runs. Then, look at 2009 and 2010. Batting average over .300, nearly twice as many (or more) stolen bases, and around 100 runs scored. We all know what happened in 2011: Batting average .255; only 18 stolen bases; 65 runs. The good news? He’s due for two more fantastic years! We might want to make a trade before 2014 though…

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Cartoon Contest 2012 – Week 1

Well, Super Bowl Sunday has come and gone. The energy, the anticipation, the commercials, the thrill of watching your team gut it out to the last moment… Ugh… Welker really should have had that ball.

Now, it’s time for a new competition with the same energy, anticipation, and thrill (okay, maybe not the same, but you get the idea) – the annual Cartoon Contest! When quarterbacks dream, they see themselves launching a Hail Mary down to the end zone for a last-second win. When cartoonists dream… well, maybe we shouldn’t go there. But if you ask a cartoonist what his or her dream is, the answer will be, “to have a syndicated comic strip.” Now, the grand prize in this year’s contest isn’t a guarantee at syndication but it is pretty cool. Here’s the official word on what the winner wins…

The winner will get to run their comic on the GOCOMICS.com website. The winner will be paid from advertising and subscription revenues generated by his/her feature. He or She will also win an electronic book publishing contract from The Cartoonist Studio. This can lead to a development deal if the cartoon strip develops a following.

What a thrill! GOCOMICS.com features some of the greatest comics like, Calvin and Hobbes, Garfield, and Peanuts. Can’t you just see Hurbi there among those timeless and well-loved characters? Well, I can… I see them hanging out together. I see Snoopy eating bones like potato chips, Garfield stuffing lasagna in his mouth, and Hurbi enjoying a nice creamy moth milkshake. I guess that’s not really the most appetizing image… anyway.

My point is this is the Super Bowl of cartooning! Everyone in this contest has poured blood, sweat, and paper cuts into his/her comic and now it’s time to see who will be the last stripper standing! Huh… better copyright that before NBC uses it as the name of their next reality show.

Vote Hurbi

 

So, yes, the Super Bowl is over but the greatest annual comic strip competition has just begun! Now, get out there and vote, vote, vote! Preferably for Hurbi because he’s getting ready to throw a Hail Mary!

 

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Vote for Hurbi Poster

The Cartoon Contest starts on February 6th. That’s a LOT closer than it seems. Here’s the “Vote for Hurbi” poster I put together and have been sending to libraries in Maine. Download the full-sized PDF poster with the link below and hang it someplace nice!

Vote for Hurbi

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Emergency

Emergency

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Kardashians?

Kardashians?

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Natural Enemies

Natural Enemies

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Heating Blanket

Heating Blanket

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